Stupid E-mails
I haven't had very many e-mails, but I got one really stupid one. Here it is. Remember, the bold letters is my writing.
1. Hey,
I'm a reel sayain! I can fly and do techniques such as Kamahamaha and Masenko. I once grew a tale and became an oozaru and killed my mom and dad and killed everybody in town. I even beat Gokou! HA, HA, HA!...Do you belive me?
Yea, we believe you. (not)
2. I.....am.............BATMAN!!!!!!
Okay...(slowly starts to back away).
3. Hey, put this on your "What if?" section! What if ;aldjfdnfidnvnfwoiejfaso;nvosdijvorejf;awojvj???
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4. Does this look like a sword? ----/------------
Uh...yeaaaaah.......hmmm...