Interviews
Hello! Well, it seems like my creator, MC, and I decided to go to the wonderful world of DBZ and interview our friends, the Z team! I'll be calling myself TG so that I won't have to type such a long name. And...uh...Enjoy! Oh, and remember, if the words are in italics, that means we're thinking, and if they're all in caps, that means we're yelling.
(inside a large place where TG told the Z fighters
to come)
TG: (talks to camera man) I can't believe MC talked me into this...
MC: (off camera) OH MY GOD! I ACTUALLY GET TO MEET TRUNKS!!! Hey, is my hair
all right?
TG: (sweatdrops) Oh look, there's Goten!
TG: Goten, some people call you a mama's boy. What do you think of that?
Goten: Hi Mom, Hi Dad!
TG: Okay..........uh...I ask again, what do you think of people calling you a mama's boy?
Goten: Hey! Is that candy?!
TG: Yes, but you can have some later. I ask again-
Goten: Hey look! The food table! (leaves to scarf down food)
TG: Hey, wait!(pouts)
MC: (yanks camerea man toward her) Look, there's
Goku! So Goku, do you ever get tired of saving the day all the time?
Goku: Hey! Is that candy?! Can I have some? Puhleaaase???
MC: Help yourself!(hands candy to Goku). Now, as I was saying-
Goku: Hey! Is that the food table?! (runs off to food table)
MC: AHHH! (to camera man) GET THAT FOOD TABLE OUT OF HERE!!!
TG: Vegeta, do you ever think you'll surpass Goku?
Vegeta: Kakarot will stop training someday, then I will defeat him.
TG: Whatever. So....(looks at question card) oh yes! Why is your name so
stupid?
Vegeta: Hey! That name happens to be an honorable name! I was named off of a
planet!
TG: But nobody has the name Vegeta now a days! So why don't you legally change it or
something?!
Vegeta: Why you little...(powers up)
TG: Yikes! (to camera man) Go to MC! I'm sure she's having better luck than
me!
MC: ..................
Mirai no Trunks: .................
MC: ..................
Mirai no Trunks: .................
Camera Man: MC, say something!
MC: (snaps out of her trance) Oh, sorry. So Mirai no Trunks.....what do you think of
your father?
Mirai no Trunks: ...........Oh, sorry. I think he's an honorable man with a lot of
pride. He's very arrogant and barely pays attention to me, but he's my dad!
MC: (starry eyed) How sweet.............
Mirai no Trunks: ................
Camera man: (waves hand in front of MC) Uh...Hellooooo?
MC: Sorry again! So Mirai no Trunks (looks at question card. Makes a weird
look, and throws it away) would you date a girl like me?
Mirai no Trunks: ....Oh, sure!
MC: Tee hee! (starry eyed again)..............
Camera man: Oh brother. (goes to find TG)
TG: Okay, let's ask this quickly before Vegeta finds
me again. So...Tien...
Tien: Yes, TG?
TG: Can you see out of that third eye?
Tien: Grr...not my eye again!
TG: So, does it work?
Tien: (walks away)
TG:..........I guess it does!
Vegeta: Ah ha! Found you!
TG: Yikes! (runs past MC and Mirai no Trunks, who are just staring at each other) I
could use a little help here!
Mirai no Trunks: Dad!
Vegeta: Pipe down brat! I've got business to take care of!
(after about thirty minutes, Vegeta has calmed down
and everybody is seated in a small backstage room.)
TG: Man, I'm bored.
Goku: Me too. By the way, what about those interviews?
TG: They're not going too well...
Goku: And where did the food table go?
Yamcha: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Puar: What is it Yamcha?
Yamcha: Who took my hair gel?!
Krillin: *snicker, snicker*
Yamcha: You...
(MC walks to Yamcha)
MC: Hey! Look at my hair!
(it's perfectly straight)
Yamcha: You...you took it!
MC: Sorry, but it was laying on the floor, and I couldn't resist!
Yamcha:(in a whiny voice) But I just dropped it!
(A loud and long growling noise is heard)
Krillin: What was that? (hides behind TG) Please don't tell me it's Freiza!
TG: Krillin, it's just Goku's stomach!
Krillin: Really....oh....
Goku: Sorry, but I'm hungry!
Vegeta: (glares at TG)
TG: (returns the glare) So, which do you want? The electric cage, or a bad story?
Vegeta: NO! I'll be good!
TG: I can't believe how bad this interview is going. I need to liven it up.
MC: I actually met Mirai no Trunks! And I think he likes me! Hee,
hee.
(Bell rings to signal start of interview)
TG: *sigh* okay, let's go MC.
MC: Piccolo, did you know that your name is a type
of instrument?
Piccolo: Is that an insult?
MC: Well...sorta.
Piccolo: Grr...
MC: Hold on! I still need to ask you another question!
Piccolo: Fine.
MC: How do you feel about Gohan exactly?
Piccolo:...........I'd rather not answer that.
MC:.........Oh well.
TG: Yamcha...(looks at question card and makes a
weird face) Who came up with these questions anyway? Why are you such a wuss?
Yamcha: Hey I'm not a wuss! (pouts) Everybody gets scared at times.
TG: Yeah, I know. It's okay.
Yamcha: It's not my fault that whenever a bad guy like Cell appears, I get the strange
impulse to run away! It's the way I was made!
TG: I know.
Yamcha: WAAAAAH! (cries on TG's shoulder)
TG: (glances at the camera man) pssst...Get him off of me, baka!
MC: Krillin, what do the six dots in your forehead
represent?
Krillin: They're marks of proof that I trained at the Orange temple!
MC: Right. Never heard of it.
Krillin: Yeah, well, it's a pretty harsh temple. Especially when your the main
punching bag. Then it's torture.
MC: Sounds like a bad temple!
Krillin: Yeah. But I survived!
MC: Ok, next question. I know you grew your hair out because you weren't fighting
anymore, but why in GT did you grow a mustache? WHY?!?! It looks horrible!
Krillin: Hey! It looks professional and businesslike!
MC: Please tell me you shave it off!
Krillin: Well, Vegeta gets to do shave off his mustache, but I don't get to. (sulk)
MC: And why did Vegeta get a mustache?! I'm glad Bra told him it was ugly, or else
he would have had it for the rest of GT! And it would look silly in SSJ4 mode.
Krillin: Tell me about it.
MC: That's all the questions for you.
Krillin: Now where's the food table...
TG: Gohan, why do you like studying? I mean,
we all know you've got the brains of Einstein, but nobody likes it! So why?
Gohan: I don't know. I guess ever since I was a kid, I just loved to study!
And I shall continue to love it no matter what anybody says! (holds up a microphone) I
shall forever love studying through thick and thin! Through my dying breath, I would
tell the world of me and my books! If I have enough time, I shall tell students to
be cool, and stay in school! I shall-
TG: (leaves before Gohan makes her brain melt)
GT Trunks: Hiya MC!
MC: Huh? Oh hi.
GT Trunks: So, I heard that you liked my future self, so...
MC: Oh, sorry did you say something?
GT Trunks: Yeeeees, I said that I heard that you liked my future self so...*blushes* do
you like me too?
MC: Get lost.
GT Trunks: (falls over on one side, then gets up) But...why?
MC: Because your crappy! You got no mucles, coolness, and cuteness! But Mirai
no Trunks has it all! (goes starry eyed again)
GT Trunks: .....Well, I don't care! I'll still like you!
MC: Grr...(walks away)
(GT Trunks follows after her)
MC: Oh well. Since your here, GT Trunks, what is with you glasses?! And why did you
just have to loose your coolness?!
GT Trunks: I honestly don't know. The artist made me like that.
MC: ......oh. (smiles) well then, becoming the way you were wasn't your fault I
guess. So, I decided that I do like you.
GT Trunks: (bouces happily) YAY!
(MC gives GT Trunks another smile and leaves. GT Trunks follows her)
TG and MC: (glares at Pan)
GT Trunks: (doing exactly what MC does, glares at Pan)
Pan: (glares back at TG and MC)
TG: *whispers* you ask her.
MC: *whispers* no, you ask her!
Pan: (gives a loving look at GT Trunks)
(MC stands in front of GT Trunks and glares at Pan)
MC: *whispers to TG* well, we can't let him ask her, she might do something to him!
TG: I know.
MC: *whispers to GT Trunks* Don't go near her. She's out to get you GT Trunks!
GT Trunks: I'll make sure that she doesn't come within ten yards from me!
MC: Good boy.
TG: I guess nobody will ask her.
(They leave)
(In the same backstage room)
Gohan: And once I learn everything about the world, I'll teach all the good people on
earth, no, the universe about the wonders of studying and...ok, I'm through.
TG: Well, that was a crappy interview. The only one we really got a straight answer
to was...well...NOBODY!
Goku: We're sorry! Will you forgive us?
MC: (has her arms on Mirai no Trunks and GT Trunks' shoulders) Yeah. C'mon TG,
forgive em'!
TG: Well, ok. As long as you keep Pan in that cage.
(she points to a corner where Pan is inside the electric cage. Pan reaches out
longily towards GT Trunks, and shocks herself)
TG and MC: Heh, heh.
Vegeta: Stupid girl. She can't have my son!
(Vegeta blast the electric cage, killing Pan)
MC: Yay!
TG: NO! Now I'll have to buy another electric cage!
Goku: This has been a great time! It was really fun!
TG: You really mean it?
(everybody nods except for Vegeta)
TG: Aww...thanks.
TG: Well, back to the computer and write some more fics. What about you, MC?
MC: I think I'll stay here for awhile. (stares at the two Trunks')
Goten: Hey! It's the food table again!
(Everyone dives for it)
Well, that's the interview! I hope you had a good laugh and a good time!